LISTEN UP PEOPLE!!!

Dear Friends,

Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period. For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a cheque.

Just when I thought people with email accounts are getting smarter, they end up doing this. For the sake of human sanity, please, please do not forward it to your friends and family.

I know Bill Gates has a net worth of over 40 billion USD but think logically. Do you think he would actually share his fortunes with you? If you think he would I suggest you go to the kitchen, on the stove and set yourself ablaze. No seriously.

You might say that its cruel and inhuman or what not. But the fact of the matter is only half crazed nitwits would believe this. Wait I made a mistake. FULL CRAZED NITWITS!!!!

Chain letters like the one above serves no purpose. Receiving it is as irritating as a house fly buzzing around on the dinner table. I did a little research on this Bill Gates email and did you know its been circulating ever since November of 1997! 12 stinking years and not one person has gotten the money yet it circulates the entire web just like a fly circulates the heads of the dimwits who sends them around. Pathetic to say the least.

So for the last time people. THIS IS A FREAKING HOAX!!! EMBED THAT INTO YOUR BRAINS PLEASE!

To the people who DIDN'T send me this email or any sort of email which is similar to this, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Sunday!

Yesterday was SMKSU's Sports Day. Headed over to Mpsj stadium after church. Before entering the grounds, visitors and students alike had to sign the 'guest book'. Just after I left SU, they already categorized me as an outsider. What an outrage I tell you. Pffft.

I managed to catch up with a couple of ex form 5's. Anyways i stuck around to catch a few events and performances. I've got to say the Silat and Taekwondo performances were quite entertaining. Hilarious at times too.

Rachel Ong & Khoo, YX, Aslam and I than progressed towards Taipan. caught up with more people there.

what brothers do!

Since all the shops were crowded with people. Stef(who later joined us), Rach and I proceeded to Parade where I was heading to send my laptop in. WE HAD NANDOS!!!

Now let me advice all you Nandos lovers how to properly dine at Nandos.

1. Order anything extra hot peri-peri.
2. Mix all the sources on the table(extra hot peri-peri + hot peri-peri + garlic peri-peri) *dont add the tomato source.
3. Eat whatever you order with the mix source.
4. Pray to God that your tongue doesn't malfunction.
   

my partner in crime at nandos
Apparently her chicken aint dead yet, she had to stab it again.

After extinguishing the flame from my tongue, we just walked endlessly around parade. Goofing around everywhere we went.

Lady Gaga pose!

Rach K., Blast From The Past, http://www.rachku.blogspot.com/, [Accessed 20th April 2009]

assignments found guilty for murder.

Seriously doing assignments can kill. Technically, right now I'm dead. I'm actually defying medical science by being here, in front of my laptop, blogging. Legally my organs qualify to be harvested for means of organ transplantation.

I finally finished my 3 assignments(all due tmr 15/4/09). Happy as I was I actually managed to sit in front of the tellie for a couple of minutes. But I guess all good things come to and end. Ken and Kei Vin messaged me informing me that there's problems with our OSE group assignment.

F**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can someone seriously kill me. I know I'm already technically dead, but just to be sure kill me again. Shoot me, stab me, strangle me, shove me into the oven.....anything....JUST KILL ME!

To top things of I've got an audio and maths test tmr.

Happy Easter Everybody!

MSN IS NOT GONNA DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT! GEEZ

Hello people. Sorry for the lack of updates. Been a lil busy. To kick it all off lets start with something that makes me wanna pull the hair out of my head.

"Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks.

WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL COST £10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION"

REMEMBER THIS?

Every time I receive this email it just make me sick to my stomach. Its like I've been indulging on a plate of gag inducing, nostril assaulting, bacteria-laced Stilton(cheese).

People this is clearly a hoax. No offense but are all of you really that dumb to believe this? I've been having a hotmail account for 6 years now and sadly I've been receiving this god forsaken email ever since.

Come on man. Seriously. MSN isn't going to delete your email. MSN themselves have said its a hoax. So please. I implore you. For God's sake stop passing this around.

Oh before I forget. Attention to all guys.

Confessions of a Shopaholic is definitely not the show for you. Trust me on that. You wouldn't want to watch a show about a girl shopping(not that shopping is bad or anything).